What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 05:33

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
‘We’re right at the epicenter’ - Meduza
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Owen Wilson Brings Clever, Funny “Stick” in Under Par - Roger Ebert
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?